pig dick

The phallus of a farm animal. Most often a furry, scaly, snouted farm animal with a phallus.

Did you see that pig dick?
Yes... Yum!

by Ha that’s funny February 18, 2021

Big dick McGee

He has the biggest cock threw out the lands

Bro big dick mcgee said I was cute

by dthreemo February 19, 2021

Slap Dick

In other words, Fuck You, Suck my dick. Another way of telling somebody to get they whack ass on somewhere .

“Bro SLAP DICK and die foo gtfo.”

by Slapdickanddie February 20, 2021

Raccoon Dick

When a raccoon sucks your dick and either bites it or leaves it raw.

Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!

by FanOfRaccoonEggs February 20, 2021

tart dick

An uppety dick who's being retarded for no good reason

Let's go to Micky Smoke Shop, give the same order, and see if that f****** tart dick gets it right this time.

by Maud the Spirit Guide February 21, 2021

Buttchuggin Dicks

When you take a bunch of penis’s in your butt at a high rate of speed and high volume.

Hey Dan, get out from under there and quit buttchuggin dicks, we got work to do!

Dang it Scooter how many times did I tell you don’t go runnin off to the gay bar buttchuggin dicks!

by Captain Longdick February 21, 2021

chicago deep dick

When you put a frozen cube of lube into someone and then provide the deep dick

I gave her a Chicago deep dick last night, it took forever for the KY to freeze

by Not Young Honey February 21, 2021