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octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)
Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020
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national fuck the pope day

You have to fuck a pope if you find one. Your welcome popes.
ah yes it’s national fuck the pope day.
by thesaint. October 31, 2020
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Fuck boy

A fuck boy is a liar thieving back stabbing whore who manipulates anyone who cares about them asking for cosigning a loans without intentions of ever paying them back.
Tyler Jordan Knepp was put on this earth to show us the perfect example of a fuck boy.
by anonymous October 31, 2020
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Fuck female february

Fuck Female February, the month of February, of which you have to fuck 1 female on the 1st, 2 females on the 2nd, up to the last day of the month
Jeremy: bro are you ready for fuck female February?
Carl: for sure bro, got all of my 28 girlfriends all lined up
by Sexman3000 November 1, 2020
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Fuck Tard

Someone whos done something so stupid to the point where theyve descended bellow your average levels of retard.
(Guy 1) Hey did you hear what Magnolia said?
(Guy 2) Yeah theyre such a Fuck Tard
by Nyorri November 1, 2020
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fuck

by fjgj November 1, 2020
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Filter Fuck

When someone uses so many filters on a photo, it becomes unrecognizable.
Person 1: Dude have you seen my mom's post on Instagram?
Person 2: Yeah I didn't even know it was you until I looked closer, she Filter Fucked that picture.
by F1SHPASTE November 2, 2020
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