chickle dick

chick•le | \ ‘chi-kǝl \

A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.

Female: “Ever since I started using the brand new 12-speed Cock-n’-Hammer-Pussy-Rammer-9000 that I got from the office secret Santa party, Ezequiel’s chickle dick just doesn’t satisfy me anymore. I think I’m going to break up with him.”

Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”

by TickleMeHarder April 15, 2021

dick

boys, look down 😁🤚

boy: what’s a dick?
me: half idk but i know your mum has one 😬🤩
boy: ... what

by rural kid on an urban site April 16, 2021

National be a dick Day

It whenever you be a dick all day

Yo you heard today is National be a Dick Day

by Steve dumb April 16, 2021

Dick flick

When you flick someone’s dick because it’s so small.

Step bro! Your dicks so small!

*dick flicks*

Thanks step sis that felt so good!

by J0rd4n_ April 16, 2021

Dick

penis, boys private part

"DAMN YOU HAVE A HUGE DICK!"

by Sammy_Jackson April 17, 2021

Dick-dap

A motion in which 2 males lightly dap up eachothers genitalia in order mentally and physically be intimately, and egregiously connected. The dap up of all dap ups of bros.

Dude One: *high* “dude let’s dick-dap imagine our telekinesis tomorrow at school”

Dude two: “shiiiiiii”

by MovieCCC April 17, 2021

Dick

Something that your mom sucked on even thought it belongs to your dad.

i caught my mom sucking my dad's dick last night.

by anonymous April 19, 2021