I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

Catch my drift

When you get caught downwind of a fart

As I ran ahead of my friends, I farted and asked them “did you catch my drift?”

by Johnica February 1, 2023

If AnyOne Interfers With My Lfie, I WIll Kill you

If AnyOne Interfers With My Lfie, I WIll Kill you

If AnyOne Interfers With My Lfie, I WIll Kill you

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

My bed

My bed is a place where I live l. I hope to die here. I eat my food and drink my caparisons on this bed. I love this bed so very much

My bed is a copy of heaven

by Sussy roach September 4, 2021

My bird

A word commonly used by roadmen meaning a girlfriend or a good female friend

Maddie is well fit

Yeah fam she’s my bird

by Soggy nugget October 19, 2021

oh my gyat

when u see something nice and obscure, for example a baby

oh my gyat look at that baby!

by Viglot April 7, 2024

My van

The bait of a pedophile to catch kids

“There’s free WiFi in my van, come on kids!”

by Le Pipi May 10, 2018