Dirty Croft

The act of vigorously shitting on your dads chest while licking a man named Nathan and while screeching and watching a man eat a baby alive!

Yo dude, you hear that guy did a dirty croft last night?

by BigGayCroftMonster August 4, 2021

Dirty blanket

When a white guy comes in a niggers mouth... Male of female.

Then adds cotton balls to the mixture.
Tape or seal the victims mouth so they can't spit. Put the nigger in stocks and put a white pointy hood on them for a day to marinate in their mouth. After 24 hours, your material will be perfect!!
Untie and get the nigger to remove the contents/ cotton from its mouth and make them knit you a blanket from that special concoction.

When I was a kid, my grandparents used their cotton pickers to make them dirty blanket.

I was given this blanket as a baby. And so on.

by Deedav August 4, 2021

Dirty Hanky

The act of expectorating a large mucosal mass onto the face of your partner, then proceeding to use your ass cheeks to ensure even distribution, while pleasuring your bung hole with your partners nose.

That girl I met at the hospital is a freak! I bet she loves a dirty hanky.

by Feltchtillyoubelch August 5, 2021

Dirty Masaro

When you’re hitting it from the back and proceed to call your partners name, once they look back throw sexy time sand into their eyes and hold on.

“We were doing THE SEX but I wanted to spice it up by pulling a Dirty Masaro.”

by Masaro67 August 7, 2021

Dirty Portia

When you dress up as a horse and stuff bree in to you own anus untill it melts so you can fluctuate bree bubbles whilst masterbating

Person1: why does it stick of cheese.
Person2: oh I had some spare bree and fancied a dirty portia.

Example 2

I was watching the dressage last night with a cheese board and remembered that time I got introduced to a dirty portia.

by jingle joy August 7, 2021

Dirty Tb

The Dirty Tb is the sexual act of ordering a durum with extra chili. As the worker looks at you in disbelief, you immediatly whip your 10 foot punisher and tell the kebabman "i like it creamy", whereafter you begin ferociously fucking the durum in the shop. After you're done with the durum, you ask the kebabman if he would like a round of the Dirty Tb, he looks at you confused and tell you to come to the back. Here you start giving the kebabman wha the deserves, and start putting all the chilli right up his kebabman-hole.

Guy 1: "I want to open a kebabshop, but i'm afraid of getting hit by the dirty Tb"
Guy 2: "I wouldn't worry about it bro, it's kinda nice tbh"

by TobberSlobber February 15, 2022

Dirty tikki

QHHHHH TIKKI AHHHH FASTER QHHH

While having sex
we did a dirty tikki with millie

by Hot62MillieXMarioMario8 February 15, 2022