your dick

is small

wow bro, your dick is so small. I need a microscope to see that bitch

by breacher69 May 15, 2022

Dick Boogers

When you fuck someone with a yeast infection.

“Ah dude...I fucked Brittany last night but her vag was crawling with that cottage cheese and I was left with them dick boogers”

by vagina_mani0 January 28, 2022

Dick cheese

When someone puts cheese under their foreskin and lets it ferment for 2-3 days. They put it in a bag with small cockroaches and usually dump it on somone or throw it at someone.

That fucking idiot threw some dick cheese on me

by Shoe_stealer64 May 21, 2022

dick

dick

dick

by canthandlechange November 27, 2019

dick picz

A codeword for a male to send a female memes often from a credible meme dealer, close guy friend, or even a male at 12am on school night.

Often misunderstood for photographs of male genitals.

Meme dealer: Hey... You alone?
Her: yea, why?
Meme dealer: cause ima send you some dick picz.
Her: EW NO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!
Meme dealer: Look in the chat dipshit.

by Yeslawd November 7, 2020

Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

dick blue

when you have nothing to say and ur confused and have a serious fuckin serious brain fart which gives you the cheese touch and gives you cancer

Bob: hey bro, whats 28 + 0 but you add one?
Rob: uh....shmuhhh...uhh, dick blue

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 15, 2021