by Popskiownsslaves July 23, 2022
a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good hit and run because of her zealous eagerness to please
by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
by Laura January 17, 2004
The joss-o-meter is a system for rating comical, unique or once in a life time events. The joss-o-meter is named after the human rating machine Joss who is the font of all knowledge with regards to rating classic events.
There are seven ratings on the normal joss-o-meter which are:
classendary - for the most amazing events
bloody brilliant - for that which seems classendary at the time yet wears off with age
classic - frequently remenissed over events such as "the bundle incident"
legendary - mostly reserved for people you would go to the pub with
average - that which is not worth rating
crap - events which are hyped and turn out to be below par
a bit shit - the worst people and things on the planet, such as George W Bush, Liberal Democrats, the Holocaust and rape.
There are seven ratings on the normal joss-o-meter which are:
classendary - for the most amazing events
bloody brilliant - for that which seems classendary at the time yet wears off with age
classic - frequently remenissed over events such as "the bundle incident"
legendary - mostly reserved for people you would go to the pub with
average - that which is not worth rating
crap - events which are hyped and turn out to be below par
a bit shit - the worst people and things on the planet, such as George W Bush, Liberal Democrats, the Holocaust and rape.
by Jermain Jerome October 02, 2006
An individual possessing a good soul.
by Lukey May 23, 2003
Early in the morning before the sun is up.
Used to define when you must get up and go somewhere in the early hours of the morning between 1:30am and 5:30am.
a time in the am around the half hour mark.
Used to define when you must get up and go somewhere in the early hours of the morning between 1:30am and 5:30am.
a time in the am around the half hour mark.
"You're leaving tomarow? Will I get a chance to see you?"
"Nahh, we're taking off at o dark thirty. You won't be up yet."
"Nahh, we're taking off at o dark thirty. You won't be up yet."
by Cloudyjuicebox April 28, 2006
by Renjamin November 20, 2019