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Spank-Wanked

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.
Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.
by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017
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Arse Wank

An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.
Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!
by Poosymonster March 7, 2024
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Wank

when a british person masterbates they call it a wank
by bigfatwank July 17, 2022
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Getting "Wanked"

When you have a friend named "Wanker" and he has a habit of not being around for a period of time. Then out of the blue he just pops up with a wild entrance and suddenly it's a 3 day party. A party you never hate or have a bad time with.
"I planned to get a lot of things done around the house today but all of a sudden I got wanked!"

"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"
by anonymous June 29, 2024
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absolutely wanked

A term used to mean 'drunk' used accidentally as opposed to 'absolutely wankered' when someone is trying to describe their state of drunkness... whilst drunk.
"Ere Billy come up mine tonight pal, yeah?"
"Sos m8 absolutely wanked on pimms ygm lad"
by FuckinBlazeItM8 October 29, 2015
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Wank nozzle

Wank nozzle, a term used as a synonym for ‘dick’ or ‘dickhead’.
Ugh that boy is such a wank nozzle
by PigmentedPlum June 10, 2021
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Towby wank

The act off sitting on the tow ball off your car whilst wanking
The nice salesman at the Toyota dealership let me test drive the car and do a Towby wank to see if the car was right for me
by Noah fox gibbons November 30, 2021
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