Uncle Gussed

Having a pen or other projectile thrown at your eye region. It is common place for the word bitch to follow uncle gussed.

Brandon: "Can you pass me a pen"?
(Jamie throws pen at Brandon)
Jamie: "You have been Uncle Gussed, Bitch"!

by uncle gusser October 29, 2011

uncle chang

An Asian man who is Black Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is Black Washed would be called an Aunt Chang.

Huang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??
Tim: Tim, you are such an Uncle Chang

by hurtmicg6 January 16, 2021

Uncle whore

Someone who willing sleeps with there uncle

That chick is an uncle whore

by The.one.the.only January 1, 2019

Zebras Uncle

When you fall asleep drunk like an idiot, and someone paints stripes. On your uncle.

GUY 1: I cant believe Ryan is drunk and unconscious, lets go pull a "Zebras Uncle" and go paint stripes on his UNCLE!

GUY 2: YEAH CUZ THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE!

by painbrain December 28, 2010

my uncle is making the best pizza

brutally loving dough and uncle absolutely smashing the f out of the dough

My uncle is making the best pizza
he loves it too much

by Daquavious Daquan the third September 6, 2023

Blakes Uncle

Blakes Uncle is aamong us ussy imposter who eats da cupcakes, also, i go to the homeless shelter and * *** * **

Blakes uncle is hella sus

by Blakes Uncle August 12, 2022

Too uncle

When someone mistakes too uncool for too uncle

John is too uncle for transition lenses.

by Johndoe30 July 22, 2018