Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun combined together in a shitfest
Person 1 "ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun"
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*
by Heyo im a guyo March 19, 2018
Hes a black male who is devious when he takes out hes shmeet and slaps in it his dogs face with a zest face
by Very cool monke June 28, 2023
native men are called uncles on the Rez, so when you get played by one it’s called getting “uncled.” Essentially, it’s indigenous slang for “getting played.”
“nephew” means a guy on the Rez who isn’t an uncle or a “player.”
“nephew” means a guy on the Rez who isn’t an uncle or a “player.”
by Heyvous March 15, 2022
by RustyDog*001 March 15, 2022
The worst insult in the history of insults. Worse then mom gay, dad lesbian, even grandpap a trap combined. *Cannot be deflected by no u*
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Ur uncle bi
2. *Heavy panting* No...u
1. .....
2. *Obliterated by an explosion so massive it defies Elon Musk and kills Stephen Hawking
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Ur uncle bi
2. *Heavy panting* No...u
1. .....
2. *Obliterated by an explosion so massive it defies Elon Musk and kills Stephen Hawking
by Vangekillsvado March 14, 2018
Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.
"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"
"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"
"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"
"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"
"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"
by Mangoes Since 2025 June 04, 2025
My second great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Gtopql November 24, 2019