Twat Swat

When engaging in sexual acts, the partner pats, slaps, or "swats" the females pussy in a rapid, repetitive manner in order to arouse the female.

Once I gave her a few Twat Swats, she was hornier than a peacock.

by AmericanBadass January 23, 2013

Twat Waffle

Someone who thinks their shit dont stink to the point they cant be described by any other words.

That Brittney Bitch is a complete Twat Waffle

by v for vendettaa October 7, 2022

twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)

Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!

by Jameson Ashlee August 31, 2013

Fusker Twats

A term you use to get the attention of the assholes that are actively ignoring you in a group chat. Synonym for Fusker Twats includes Cunt and dickheads

Person: Hey guys what's up.
Person: Hello anyone there?
Person: Hey Fusker Twats answer me!

by Fodanglinator March 30, 2016

Twat

Someone who adds a definition to Urban Dictionary for the primary reason of thinking the meaning they are assigning to a word is legitimate on a carbon usage basis.

"Oh yeah, my buddy gremlin is a proper TWAT!" said Aquarius
"Shut up you oxymoron TWAT" said Antisepsis

*a carbon echochamber appeared"

by noturdad020 February 27, 2022

Twat

A word often used nowadays to insult a friend, previously meaning women's genitalia.

Wow, Marisa you're such a twat!

by Marillow May 30, 2016

TWAT

harry

harry is a harry
twat a complete and utter harry

by esdjwkurhfweio May 24, 2018