Toilet Trumpet

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal

Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.

by Hot Dog Goblin May 8, 2022

TOILET Spotter

The helper in charge of your paper route or delivery routes who sits in the drivers seat to avoid traffic violation write-ups. They are the king's advocate and secobd in command.

Guy 1:" Dam dude how did you manage to hit up all the stops on time without any citations?"
Guy 2: "it's dave, he's my toilet spotter while im out delivering pay stubs."

by Capuchin for Hire December 20, 2021

spaghetti toilet

The euphemism you use when your teacher bans the term "skibidi toilet." This definition is brought to you by my 9 year old little sister.

Teacher: That's it!!! No more talking about Skibidi Toilet in class!
Cocomelon Kid: I watch spaghetti toilet. :)

by a suspicious baka August 24, 2025

Toilet Coiling

Toilet Coiling is when a man inserts his penis into plumbing pipes, for example from a toilet or urinal.

Last night Jimmy and I went Toilet Coiling

by HenloFrens March 30, 2020

Toileting

The act of shoving you're partners face into toilet water contaminated with mass amounts of diarrhea and piss.

Oh yeah, I just finished toileting.

by unncanny May 2, 2024

Slutty Toilet

A word to describe one's poor internet.

Cooper: Hey Gina, your slutty toilet is fucking up again
Gina: Oh damn my slutty toilet!

by AHandsomeGuy July 28, 2016

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021