Uncle Taming

the act of taming an uncle for breeding purposes. There are multiple steps that must be taken in order to breed your own uncle or indeed the uncle of another person
1. You must taste blood
2. Search for an eligible Uncle
3. Take the chosen Uncle to the state of Israel, choosing any city
4. Immediately leave the country and leave the Uncle behind
5. Upon arrival home, the Uncle will be either in your basement or in a spare bedroom
5b. If you have neither the taming will fail
6. Mount the Uncle with a saddle and do not let him buck you off for 2 hours after mounting
7. With the Uncle broken, you must now breed him
At this point you should have successfully tamed your uncle and made him breeding stock
"sure Jessica i would love to come to your party with all those women but i'm busy Uncle taming and i fucking hate women"
by THAD SMASH January 31, 2020
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uncle jeff’d

The act of secretly yet abundantly refilling someone's cup, wine glass, or mug with alcohol.
At Thanksgiving last year, my cousin uncle Jeff’d me last night and now, I have the worst hangover ever.
by Not Karissa August 26, 2018
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Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun combined together in a shitfest
Person 1 "ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun"
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*
by Heyo im a guyo March 19, 2018
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Uncle Ron

Hes a black male who is devious when he takes out hes shmeet and slaps in it his dogs face with a zest face
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Uncled

native men are called uncles on the Rez, so when you get played by one it’s called getting “uncled.” Essentially, it’s indigenous slang for “getting played.”

“nephew” means a guy on the Rez who isn’t an uncle or a “player.”
She fell in love but she got uncled.
by Heyvous March 15, 2022
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Uncled

To be bamboozled or played by a native man.
Chelsea was most definitely uncled by SIR Lance a lot.
by RustyDog*001 March 15, 2022
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uncle bi

The worst insult in the history of insults. Worse then mom gay, dad lesbian, even grandpap a trap combined. *Cannot be deflected by no u*
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Ur uncle bi
2. *Heavy panting* No...u
1. .....
2. *Obliterated by an explosion so massive it defies Elon Musk and kills Stephen Hawking
by Vangekillsvado March 14, 2018
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