Skip to main content

asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"
by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010
mugGet the asphyxiated turtle headmug.

Sky Turtle

The one and only best gay gamer on PC and PS3
Omg it's Sky Turtle he is such a nasty HOEEEEE!!
by SkyTurtle5872 November 6, 2020
mugGet the Sky Turtlemug.

Turtling

When you sit down and your penis inside itself.
Ahh crap, my penis is turtling. I better stand up.
by The penguin king March 7, 2018
mugGet the Turtlingmug.

turtling

In a video game, to progress through the game at a very slow pace, much slower than designed, in order to artificially lower its difficulty. E.g. engage fewer enemies at a time, kite them for extended time, use a lot of time to heal and stock up with consumables between encounters etc. Can be used as a derogatory term if it abuses game mechanics to the point of breaking immersion. Some games have measures to prevent this tactic such as set timers to complete each part or evolving opponents who would outpace and overwhelm you in such a case.
Streamer: "Okay, this part looks tough. So I'll be taking it very slow and methodically..."
Viewer: "Read: turtling"
by __Vano February 11, 2023
mugGet the turtlingmug.

Turtle

The most badass thing in the whole entire planet
Damn! Did you hear that a turtle beat Chuck Norris
by 1234567898754321 June 6, 2018
mugGet the Turtlemug.

helpless turtle

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up
Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night
by Luxemo January 5, 2018
mugGet the helpless turtlemug.

Winking Turtle

When you flash someone while flaccid.
"Hey baby, wanna see my winking turtle?"
by Dzntz69 April 18, 2024
mugGet the Winking Turtlemug.

Share this definition