Space Gin

A gin & tonic beverage consumed on an aeroplane

I had 2 space gins on the flight from London

by Naomonster June 7, 2022

Space Paper

Another term for Aluminum foil specifically for people who struggle to say aluminum and instead call it tin foil.

Can you please hand me the anumil… the amlumino… hand me the space paper Dale.

by Chuchiteeerup June 30, 2022

Space crank

When two guys self masturbate while seated in a back to back position. This practice stems from the astronaut practice of masturbating back to back to avoid being shot backwards after climax in zero-gravity space

Lieutenant McRae was hoping Commander Bolton would join him in a space crank so the two could safely jack off aboard the ISS without fear of flying backwards into the control panels.

by Lord of Nations August 8, 2022

Space Head

Someone with an obsession to outer space

Hey space head, they’re talking about the moon on the news, come look

by ChrisPeeBacon August 19, 2022

Space X

The act of a man laying on his back in the shower. Then proceeding to urinate in an upward fashion, preferably towards the female clit as they stand over said man.

Man: "Hey shorty you trynna let me space x you?"

Woman: "Sure thing hun! I would be pleased to have you space x me tonight before bed.

by Ballsach69 August 26, 2022

space vampire

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.

Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents

by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022

Space Burn

When food gets freezer burnt in space

Can garlic bread get freezer burn in space? Would that be space burn?

by MyBrotherHatesThisLol September 5, 2022