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Short

You mf
You are short
by Jimmyjeep19 December 14, 2021
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short teeth

Like Hitler only better (with sparkles)
Len: You know that guy down the street?
Eve: Which one?
Len: Blonde hair, blue eyes, short teeth?
Eve: Oh him? He's a proper Aryan
by Racist Youth-in-Asia May 19, 2015
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Harass short people

Kiss short people is a special day for all the tall people .
The reason to this is u can sexually harass any one under the height of 5’5
It’s time for us tall people to take over

You: smack short persons ass
Shortie: wtf what was that for

You : 😏
The day you can do this this is October 25
Hey did you know today is harass short People . Yeah! You can kick them and guess what they cannot do anything
by Pusstheboota October 12, 2020
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National hug A short person day

National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
Harry: hey I'm below the average height *hugs you*
National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
by Oogashaka0w0 October 27, 2021
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short smoker

a guy who takes only 1 ore 2 puffs when a joint is shared, and he is ok whit it, even thought everyone else smokes how much they want.
-Why do you smoke so little?
-Yo, i'm just a short smoker bro
by Chris_MD March 17, 2020
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Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
by xWhatDa December 16, 2022
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Short trail

I'm not sure when the Admiral will arrive, so make sure you and your team are at the short trail to man the boat.
by mikenjac May 28, 2014
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