An obsessive elderly man who, while seemingly friendly at first, will become obsessive and clingy once you become friends. Will call you daily multiple times until you answer the phone, and will make excuses to come to your house, such as claiming he forgot something or left something or claiming he wants to give you something. Will then not take a hint and overstay his welcome. If he can't mangle his way into your house, he will stop by uninvited, and knowing you won't want to be disrespectful and tell him to leave, will further overstay his welcome. If you do not pick up the phone, he will come to your house, thus forcing you to answer the phone. Will drive by your house numerous times in a stalking nature. Will insist on going everywhere with you, no matter the place, and will refuse to wash his hands after he uses the restroom. Don't get yourself a JR. (John R.)
Elizabeth: I just met this guy that's super friendly and is willing to help me with literally anything I need. He's great!
Cassandra: That's amazing, I'm glad you found a guy that's nice to you. Tell me more about him, what's his name?
Elizabeth: Thanks, his name is John.
Cassandra: John, John R.?
Elizabeth: Yes!
Cassandra: You've got yourself a John R. Have fun getting rid of him.
Elizabeth: What do you mean by that?
Cassandra: You'll see, just wait for the nonstop calling and obsessive, clingy behavior.
Cassandra: That's amazing, I'm glad you found a guy that's nice to you. Tell me more about him, what's his name?
Elizabeth: Thanks, his name is John.
Cassandra: John, John R.?
Elizabeth: Yes!
Cassandra: You've got yourself a John R. Have fun getting rid of him.
Elizabeth: What do you mean by that?
Cassandra: You'll see, just wait for the nonstop calling and obsessive, clingy behavior.
by imtellingnothingbutthetruth February 12, 2023
Get the John R. mug.
A scary, sexy, disgusting, ancient, fat, ginormous, terrifying, uncontrolled, crazy mofo. Is my mother, but is also not a female and kind of a man but not really. More of an animal than anything. Rene is deranged. She is a stripper. Her shift is from 8-8(pm-am) she is also a sex offender and child molester. She is a drug addict. She also is a doctor and a ranging alcoholic. The best way to describe rene is: velcro. She is.... nvm. When people stand up when she enters a room, she thinks it’s out of respect but it’s out of fear because she causes earthquakes with her strides. She is gay. Uncle.
by pshshshsk May 6, 2020
Get the rene (pro. mean w/ an r) mug.When someone says.. you know, the n word.
Pretty self explanatory, i do not have the right to say that word for race purposes, but we have all been there when theres that one person who says the hard r.
Pretty self explanatory, i do not have the right to say that word for race purposes, but we have all been there when theres that one person who says the hard r.
by Cordum October 15, 2022
Get the Hard r mug.by Kuya Jay January 8, 2021
Get the MaJajames-R mug.