poop stuck

Poop stuck is a feeling post pooping , it can create a sense of paralysis. As one starts to walk the victim feels like the sphincter is locked and it can stop you in your tracks. As the sphincter cools it unlocks and the person is able to freely move.

" I'm not sure what I ate last night, but I was absolutely poop stuck this morning"

by Ivan barrister June 1, 2023

juice pooped

A classier way of saying, "Peeing out of my ass" aka diarrhea aka what happens after bubble guts aka soup belly aka what happens when white people eat Indian food aka the Hershey squirts.

Amanda is not coming over because she juice pooped.

by Anal Angst May 16, 2016

Poop Suit

Poop Suit: A monochromatic Grey on Grey outfit that resembles a trashy, lower class lifestyle.

Jim, what's up with the poop suit?
Jesus Christ Nicole, did you not get the poop suit memo?

by ShoeSavage28 June 10, 2019

poop is funny

Finatticz - Don't Drop That Thun Thun

poop is funny and your cann'ot deny that

by rowleyjeffson November 22, 2020

Poop Yeti

A mountain snow creature that loves poop, most commonly found in Dundalk, Maryland.

Watch out for katelyn shes a poop yeti.

Hey stop that poop yeti!!

by PoopYetiLover May 13, 2014

poop pads

The diapers older men wear when they are too old to make it to the bathroom in time.

Yeah, my great grandpa needs to use poop pads daily.

by linkybinky June 6, 2014

backfire-poop

Refers to where you are unknowingly expelling a "separated pair" of stumpy poop-logs (rather than just a "standard" one-piece turd of considerable length) with a sizable "gap" of pressurized methane in between them; the result is an explosive whooshy bang partway though the dump that echoes hollowly in the toilet-bowl and is amplified/intensified by said bowl, just like the sounding-board of a drum or stringed instrument.

A backfire-poop can be highly embarrassing for the pooper if others are within earshot at the time. Some guys, however, are actually proud of making these "impressive" anal indiscretions, since it proves that they only produce "manly-sized" turds which "seal in the combustion", with no blow-by from a minuscule-diameter poop-log's allowing the gas to wastefully/splutteringly seep past the emerging turd in a much-less-spectacular noise-display.

by QuacksO September 28, 2018