Pirate-eye

When an unexpected throbbing symptom is exhibited in the left frontal lobe, above the eye socket. Resulting in brain neuron missfiring. Also known as 'Freezerain'.

Me: Holy fuck I just got Pirate-eye!
Friend: You mean Freezerain?
OR
Me: "how do you spell ' friend'again (as they are attempting spell check"
Friend: "wtf? You got pirate-eye?"

by Asahi#4 April 10, 2022

Land Pirate

A highway pig that will not only rob you of your possessions, but your rights.

The land pirate hides to catch people speeding to generate state revenue.

by Gorehound92 December 30, 2020

Pirate

racist mexican

"gizzelle is a pirate"
"yes, she said she hates my girlfriend due to the color of her skin"

by Pee Pee McAss January 5, 2021

pirate fight

when two girls with strap ons go at eachother

meteoric curve enjoys watching pirate fights

by grieficus January 22, 2021

Pirate

A rat in a pie.
A pirate is a person or crew that once sailed the sea. around 1600s.

Is that a pirate?

by Shaddow fox January 26, 2021

Pirate Eye

When you cum in a girls eye with such velocity that she is forced to wear an eye patch for a period of time.

Why’s Katie walking around with an eyepatch?

Oh, Eric Pirate Eye’d her last week.

by Ohfucktheytookmyname February 15, 2021

Plate Pirate

When you ask your significant other if they want anything to eat and they decline, but then proceed to take food from your plate when you sit down to eat.

I'm eating in the car because I live with a plate pirate who's constantly trying to plunder my booty.

by the_urban_oracle February 22, 2021