kiss old rusty

refers to the color of the human anus

If you don't like it.. you can kiss old rusty.

by fixxer1963 January 1, 2019

Old man dip

When you're using the toilet, and your balls suddenly touch the surface of the water.

Ben frantically searched for the clorox bleach wipes after experiencing the old man dip in a public restroom.

by djdole July 20, 2018

Douche-year old

When a douche nozzle/bag is throwing a tantrum.

This douche nozzle was such a whining, complaining brat over the smallest occurrences. He was acting like a douche-year old.

by 4RealBiitCH September 3, 2018

Old Suck horse

An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.

Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.

by Bro mcdudeson June 5, 2018

Watch old yeller

To have an audience for ones suicide.

Hey Joe you wanna come over later and watch Old Yeller? (When Joe arrives you place shotgun to your head and pull the trigger)

by Pssyslyr69 April 22, 2019

Old town road

Literally THE ONLY THING MY ANNOYING FRIENDS SING. You got to admit it is a good song.
If your teachers want to do a parody of this don’t let them it will not end out great...
It’s good I guess.

I’m going to take my horse on the old town road

by Stupid as usual October 7, 2019

old people cagematch

A situation where old people fight to the death in a cage.

"Oh no, Marvin and Edmund have got in the ring for an old people cagematch."

After Walter and Otis got into an old people cagematch in the nursing home, the nurses have had to work overtime to repair the damaged old people.

by m33k41 September 28, 2017