Holy chebbing cow

The Christian art of slapping a certain bovine with your phallic member

Bro where you been?

Don’t worry, I Just performed a “holy chebbing cow”

by FinnoVii October 4, 2018

COW

Crush of the week. One of the many meanings for this acronym.

Billy: This girl at my summer camp is so cute, but she lives in another state so I’ll only see her for the week.
Jeremy: So she’s your COW?
Billy: Yeah, she’s my COW.

by Noobish Fish June 13, 2022

ner cow rage

imense rage from someone

He's so mad. Fear his ner cow rage!

by Emo Metalhead August 9, 2007

Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019

Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I sat on the toilet and sprayed out a furious atomic cow.

by volcano.man August 3, 2021

Bust in a Cow

When you fuck a overweight person.

Ey Jimbo go bust in a cow just how ya like it mate!

by Lack of Brain Oxygen December 25, 2021

Cow Art

the art of using cow shit to make portraits of more cows.

Friend: Hey are you making Cow Art?
Me: Why yes I am.
Friend: Smells great.

by UrBestFriendVoid69 October 27, 2020