i’m going to kermit suicide

When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.

I’m going to Kermit suicide (sad piano man plays)

by dudperfect October 15, 2018

I’m a top now

When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.

I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.

by Gjgjji October 17, 2018

i'm off 12 xans

something you might say when you're about to lose your shit.

steve: i didn't do anything wrong whats your problem?
jessica: Bitch i'm off 12 xans! didn't do anything wrong??

by dont.trust.birds March 23, 2019

I'm gonna eat your bare ass

Something you say to your friends when they make you mad

Friend:I stole your lunch
Me: I'm gonna eat your bare ass

by EZ Peso February 21, 2019

I'm about to lose my marbles

Being in the the state of confusion and absolutely going bonkers. The person who says this phrase usually states it in a tone where they are rather stern and will get ready to square up on the spot (known from experience).

Shannon- Sweetie, are you alright? You're strangling the dog again!

Bertha- I'm about to lose my marbles!

by Anti-Vaxx Parent May 10, 2019

I'm gonna kill it

My famous last words

I'm gonna kill it *dies*

by Blamethelag098 April 16, 2019

I’m Blowed

Florida Slang. Means “very mad or sad”

“Yo, You’re car’s not there, must’ve been towed”
“Wtf bro, I’m blowed as fuck i was here for an hour

by FROMDaTRAP July 5, 2019