five finger assault

Getting it on with your right hand (masterbating)

I was sitting at home, watching golden girls, and decided to giv'r the five finger assault.

by andyBOB September 26, 2005

fire finger

Rubbing your finger on the inside of a hot pepper (such as a habanero)or hot sauce and then inserting the offending member into someone else's vagina or anus.

Casey was pissed at his girl so he rubbed some pepper sauce on his finger and gave her a fire finger.

by xterra0915 February 25, 2008

Jelly Finger

The sexual act of surprising your partner by making your finger limp and wiggly, like that of the jelly inside of a donut, and forcefully inserting it into his or her rectum.

I suprised that skank when i gave her the ole jelly finger.

by Jelly Wiener November 11, 2009

Jazz Finger

AKA the Bird or middle finger. Derived from a feminist request to refrain from clapping and use jazz hands to show appreciation at a conference to as to not 'trigger' attendees by clapping.

SJWs want us to use Jazz hands instead of applause, let me show them my Jazz Finger.

by Thralkhar July 2, 2016

church finger

when you use your ring finger to flip someone off instead of the middle finger. This way you can do it in front of religious old people without making them freak out and call you a heathen.

Ari over there really be using the church finger on me

by Notyouraveragebear009 May 11, 2020

throwing a finger down

for a female to use her finger to pleasure herself; felame masturbation

Everytime Joe walks by, Vicki can be seen throwing a finger down

by Tangy March 25, 2003

fingerbangingly

Fingerbangingly is a word to be used in front of an expression such as Awesome, I first created this expression while watching the movie FEAR, in which reese witherspoon gets fingerbanged on a rollercoaster.....thus Fingerbangingly awesome was then expressed by myself

*watches the movie fear it gets to the rollercoaster part*

Person 1 - wow... fingerbanging on a rollercoaster.... when they go down it could split her in half....

Myself - yeah thats what makes it fingerbangingly awesome

by Sean Gatens November 22, 2006