Ethan is a very weird person that tends to have a couple of friends. He is usually self centered and has a sense of humor that some people might not get. Ethan plays waterpolo, basketball, and/or baseball and flexes on his AirPods. Having Ethan as a friend is not the best idea, nor the worst. He tends to joke around and will sometimes have your back. The only thing he is compassionate to is his dog. Most Ethan’s are chatty and are somewhat smart, exceeding standard math curriculums.
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Get the Ethan The Meme mug.A name given to someone who is tremendously good at lying. They fake it until they make it, this is especially noticeable when they're searching for intimate relationships. It's almost guaranteed they will tell you they have a big penis, in most cases this is far from the truth.
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Get the Ethan mug.I'm just a normal guy :0. so uh i hope you have a great day/night/evenjng/whatever. If you dont well then here, have some bread 🍞. I know its not much but theres always a tomorow for better days.
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*pokedex:is a normal type*
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*Ethan give you a glass of water for you while you go and prepare to sleep*
*pokedex:is a normal type*
Ethan use wholesum!
*Ethan give you a glass of water for you while you go and prepare to sleep*
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