When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.
Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.
by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024
Get the Romanian cow crunchermug. by snompito September 13, 2024
Get the algaan cowmug. when you ejaculate in a girls mouth and squeeze her nipples really hard so milk sprays while she screams and gurgles to sound like chewbacca
by niggersaur March 14, 2022
Get the chewbacca cowmug. by shyguyagain December 18, 2013
Get the cow houndmug. 1: Female bovine whose counterpart is a bull.
2: Victorian insult for an uncouth woman.
3: IM shorthand for coward.
4: Female media personality who writes hit pieces on other women and their families, just to get ahead in the media industry. Popularized by the hit T.V. show "Ugly Betty".
2: Victorian insult for an uncouth woman.
3: IM shorthand for coward.
4: Female media personality who writes hit pieces on other women and their families, just to get ahead in the media industry. Popularized by the hit T.V. show "Ugly Betty".
1: That cow sure is eating a lot of grass.
2: Look at that drunken woman cussing like a sailor, she's nothing but a cow.
3: Did you see that cow blocked me after talking shit?
4: I can't believe that cow wrote all those lies about J. K. Rowling.
2: Look at that drunken woman cussing like a sailor, she's nothing but a cow.
3: Did you see that cow blocked me after talking shit?
4: I can't believe that cow wrote all those lies about J. K. Rowling.
by The Prince Orono December 14, 2021
Get the Cowmug. 
A transgender or hermafodite cow that was taken into a dark and terrible expierement where the farmer took a male cows brain and put it into a female cows body
by Houseismyhouse2344281 November 13, 2018
Get the Ottis the cowmug.