The Alabama breathalyzer

An act of oral copulation where the male(or w.e.)takes a goatsie(see def.)position. The other partner will then orally populate from the rear position.

"Dude the bbq was litty, your mom gave me the Alabama breathalyzer. And nobody saw shit."

by Thor Lakeshore January 6, 2021

alabama half&half

1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.

Do you guys know if that alabama half&half is organic?

by Thomas A. August 5, 2017

Alabama Oatmeal

Before fucking you put oatmeal in your partners asshole and give them anal once they cum you use the cum as milk and the oatmeal.

I was fucking my pug batman and gave him an Alabama Oatmeal.

by Noah666999 October 18, 2019

Alabama Piss Tour

When you into a Bucee’s gas station and piss a little and one toilet and go to the next one, trying to hold in your pee each time you piss so that you can piss in as many toilets as possible.

Hey man, I just had the best Alabama Piss Tour in Bucee’s man, there were so many toilets dude, I got at least 10!

by Gabe JoHanna June 28, 2025

Alabama Combo

When you marry a woman and then anal fuck her sister.

“My wife left me after I whipped out the Alabama Combo”

by Your nan and her cat November 26, 2020

Alabama Hot Cock

Any kind of fucking done by someone who had a turd transplanted where his cock used to be.

Newly transplanted dude : Medical science is amazing! From now on all sex is Alabama Hot Cock for me!

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

alabama porkchop

Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.

Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 1, 2022