tennessee turtle

When a woman has taken a fresh poop without wiping, and you proceed to put your dick in and out of her ass in a swift motion (like a turtle)

*thoughts from steven* "I wish Catherine would hurry up and get out of the bathroom so I can give her this Tennessee turtle....but what if she wipes? Ha, she better not wipe"

by Dicks in our hands May 14, 2015

Turtle Farm

To crap in a sink and fill it with water

Someone started a Turtle Farm in the sink at McDonalds

by JoeyAboney March 24, 2021

Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with.
A.k.a. Super tortuga

Useless Turtle sure can fuck up those enemies.

by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020

operation ninja turtles

a made up operation by Youtuber al jokes. he explains it as an operatio we men have had in the making for a minimum of 4 years. he explains that we one day will enter the sewers to our secret underground city with a stable stream of resources

guy 1: you did you hear about operation ninja turtles will be carried out soon?!

guy 2: yo, if you talk so loud, someone will hear you!!

by kissuke urahare January 21, 2024

Onion Turtle

When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick

Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good

by Bullfrog738583 March 2, 2023

indonesian turtle Racing

When two uncircumsized men race to see whos tip breaches the foreskin first

Hey. I heard you had bets on the indonesian turtle Racing lastnight. Who won?

by TrixAre4FatKids July 12, 2025

Turtle humping

When sexual satisfaction is reached without being directly involved in the action

When I saw them getting into it, I was turtle humping my ass off.

by Error219 August 27, 2019