Ultimate Banana

You start off by playing ultimate frisbee with a banana. After the banana hits the ground enough times and becomes extremely mushy, the ultimate fun begins. One person then takes off their pants and bends over. Another person takes the mushy banana and thrusts it into the bent over person's anus. After all the banana mush covers the anus, a third party becomes involved. Have this third party lick the banana mush clean of the anus. Rinse, relax, repeat.

Although we lost 3-2 in ultimate banana, I went home satisfied and sore.

by Anal Thermometer April 20, 2015

Banana Milk

it is something that comes out of you when your uncle rubs your penis.

alan uncle, what you doing?
don't worry boy, just taking the banana milk out of you.

by abhhiiiiiiiii September 26, 2022

Banana Cum

If you touch mushed up bananas you can get pregnant..
BEWARE!!! My friend touch it and shes 4 months pregnant

My mom also touched it and she has aids

Banana cum makes me preggers

by Bananaladies December 5, 2018

banana wanger

slang word for the male genitals, esp one that is ripe and juicy, and has its foreskin in tact

"mmmm last night i was having a right good suck on melvyn bragg's banana wanger....he knocked my two front teeth out"

by gazzad June 11, 2006

Butchie Banana

Someone who is really cool and female but androgynous. Usually likes girls and is on the younger side. Similar to a baby dyke.

person 1 "Check out her, she's kick ass awesome, wait that is a 'her' right?

person 2 "ya, she's a total butchie banana"

by Peace88888 February 18, 2009

banana slush

when a guy cums on a banana and makes a girl eat it, spit it out and rub it on her vagina and calls her dog in to eat it.

dude i cant believe her dog finished the banana slush! i shouldve eaten it

by dikemuncher May 26, 2010

bruised banana

when a male is masterbating and he went to hard at jacking off so he has a bruised penis

dude I got a bruised banana from jacking off last night

by Sam the man with ham February 3, 2017