A hypothetical device that could be installed over the front of jet engines to prevent the problems associated with birdstrikes. Although such a contraption is completely unfeasible for many reasons, the question as to why it isn't the status quo in aircraft design was asked on Yahoo! Answers no less than 849 times (approximate) during the first week after the Hudson River ditching of an A320. Pending 4chan inclusion, this concept has hereby been nominated as a meme.
Asker #125: Why don't they install anti-bird grilles on the front of jet engines?
Asker #338: Putting mesh on the front of jet engines would've prevented the Hudson River ditching. Why don't they do that?
Asker #416: Aircraft engineers are stupid for not putting some kind of screen on the front of engines to prevent birdstrikes.
Asker #590: Why don't they put grilles on the front of airliner engines to keep out birds?
Asker #642: Somebody set up us the screen on front of engine jet?
Asker #711: Why don't airliners have anti-bird grilles on the front of the engines?
Asker #834: All your mesh are belong to us?
Answerer #1: begins shrieking uncontrollably
Answerer #2: foaming at the mouth
Answerer #3: Relax guys. These inventors are simply too brilliant to search answers for anti-bird grilles.
Asker #338: Putting mesh on the front of jet engines would've prevented the Hudson River ditching. Why don't they do that?
Asker #416: Aircraft engineers are stupid for not putting some kind of screen on the front of engines to prevent birdstrikes.
Asker #590: Why don't they put grilles on the front of airliner engines to keep out birds?
Asker #642: Somebody set up us the screen on front of engine jet?
Asker #711: Why don't airliners have anti-bird grilles on the front of the engines?
Asker #834: All your mesh are belong to us?
Answerer #1: begins shrieking uncontrollably
Answerer #2: foaming at the mouth
Answerer #3: Relax guys. These inventors are simply too brilliant to search answers for anti-bird grilles.
by Gun Arvidssen January 19, 2009
by j-rob mad fresh April 05, 2010
When a guy says this it means he came in his pants and his genital regions got sperm on it.His pubic hairs in this area have been covered in sperm and now have dried up creating a nest.
Guy says :There are birds in my nest
Person next to him: what are you talking about?
Guy says: You don't wanna know
Person next to him: what are you talking about?
Guy says: You don't wanna know
by GuyGaiden23X December 15, 2017
When you are playing flappy bird and you are getting extremely frustrated because you can't get past the first pipe.
by co_ February 01, 2014
Chat : Can you saw mark the bird fellah?
Ciaran I swear if you bring up mark the bird fellah i’m gonna smash your fucking face in pal
Ciaran I swear if you bring up mark the bird fellah i’m gonna smash your fucking face in pal
by SkinnyPenisKid2014 January 12, 2019
A hot mama.
by Corey Stoltz September 07, 2011
The Bird Brain Empire was a country created when the Bird Brain Republic and the Jiafei Empire unified. This led to an attack by the Monikussy Republic, Olyussy Empire, and thr Bish Brain Empire
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