sprog watch

(n) Maternity or paternity leave, watching the sprog (child).

Oliver: "I'd have to run it by Ian first."

Tracy: "Ian? Why? He'll be off on off sprog watch."
Dialogue from "The Archers" episode on BBC4 radio on 10 September 2019.

by TexasListener September 12, 2019

Fair-weather fan

Someone who is a fan of a team only when they are doing well.

I've been a Dallas fan since I was born, but haven’t been actively watching the last 7 years, still a fan none the less. - Fair-weather fan.

by True Sports Fan September 18, 2019

beach weather

When the temperature is between 40 and 55 degrees Fahrenheit.

It's too warm for my parka, Zoowee momma its beach weather

by Bigkoooshsmoker420 November 3, 2019

National Watch a Christmas Carol Day

On 12/19/19 it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol Day. On this day in 1843 the Christmas Carol was published and to celebrate make sure to sit down and enjoy the satire in the modern portrayal of the classic Charles Dickens novel a Christmas Carol.

Hey guys let’s watch a Christmas Carol because it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol day.

by amanwithaplan46 December 19, 2019

booty watcher

One who eats dookie and floats into the sunset thinking about his last meal.

”That Bootywatcher forgot his manners and he stinks to he eats ass on daily Karin says”
Booty watchers can become dangerous if not given food also they choose to make bad choices and will murder you over the last plate.

Booty watchers can run fast and snatch you up out of hiding places and can become fierce n sweaty n can take ones booty

That Bootywatcher forgot his manners and he stinks to he eats ass on daily Karin says”
Booty watcher Booty watchers can run fast and snatch you up out of hiding places and can become fierce n sweaty n can take ones booty

by MrtheMan50 December 22, 2019

anybody watching in 2019

Something that morons post on any video that’s 1 month old+

AnYBoDy wAtCHiNg In 2019

by E X O T I C. B U T T E R S December 27, 2019

Shorts Weather

The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.

Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."

by scuffedchildhood January 18, 2020