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debrief wank

A "debrief wank" is the post-mission solo celebrational personal victory lap after an evening of sexual activity/romance. Where you give yourself a standing ovation/high five for a successful mission ‘a job well done’ in the field of pleasure – the grand finale to a night of shared exploits, “the solo encore to a duet of delight”.
So, you know that amazing night with Ellie? Well, I had to wrap it up with a debrief wank – like a way to commemorate the successful.
by Japseyelicker123 December 11, 2023
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Adrenaline Wank

A form of ad-hoc masturbation following an unexpected event, causing a sudden rush of adrenaline. Usually performed in public as it should be followed through while you still feel the hormone coursing through your veins.
Guy 1: I think we lost the Feds.
Guy 2: That was madness. I could go for an adrenaline wank right now.
by syzlacker November 13, 2019
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volcan mind wank

when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self
look up andy hoad on facebook he likes to volcan mind wank
by go go gadget dick April 12, 2011
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Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
by Some mate1 January 26, 2020
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Wank Love

Wank Love is when you still like the idea of them/it even after a wank

DISCLAIMER: always have a wank before u ever do anything risky!!
Person1: I think i like her
Person2: but do u love her
Person1: yes frank i think i do
Person2: good job fella
*person1 marries his love*
*person1 goes through a horrible divorce*
Frank: maybe if u had checked she was your wank love ude be fine right now
by Shmuckboy12 April 18, 2020
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tingle wank

To shit in your own hand and then use it to stroke one out.
I hated myself after having a tingle wank but it feels so warm.
by the david robson July 2, 2011
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wank-a-lank

When something is very very bad, or wank.
Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.
by BizBiz December 19, 2006
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