windmill wank

On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.

We've tried everything except a windmill wank; there simply isn't room in her tiny bedsit.

by philologue August 19, 2011

nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

by mrs tosser October 4, 2025

Adrenaline Wank

A form of ad-hoc masturbation following an unexpected event, causing a sudden rush of adrenaline. Usually performed in public as it should be followed through while you still feel the hormone coursing through your veins.

Guy 1: I think we lost the Feds.
Guy 2: That was madness. I could go for an adrenaline wank right now.

by syzlacker November 13, 2019

Ruby wank

Wanking while on your period.

"Just had a quick ruby wank, made a right mess"

by Beezus37 October 1, 2017

wank flake

When you wank so hard your meatus gets dry and skin flakes off.

Derogatory term for someone below a wanker

Hey Toby your dick is so dry you left wank flakes in the shower

That Toby is such a wank flake

by Brian and so is my wife August 12, 2021

squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Pink Wank

To wank against/into a pussy

Lauren went home to her boyfriend Sam on Valentines Day and said “Alright chicken dick, fancy a pink wank tonight?”

by DroopingPlant February 13, 2025