Turtle Squatter

Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"

"Turtle Squatting"

someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.

Noah stop being such a turtle squatter!!!

by gnome dog May 30, 2011

Turtle gang

Special gang made by aly n loz

Can I please join the turtle gang

by Aly n loz October 16, 2021

Turtle Sleeve

The act of cumming on another man’s foreskin for making anal sex easier.

:Dude how was the Turtle Sleeve last night
:the Turtle Sleeve was great will use again

by Juicylizard69 September 10, 2020

Turtle-dipping

Where you rub your dick in turtle food and let a turtle eat it off of the penis

"Dude, You should try turtle-dipping sometimes"

by Turtle Dipping December 24, 2016

Onion Turtle

When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick

Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good

by Bullfrog738583 March 2, 2023

Turtle

Also spelled: Afghanistan, Afghanische, TŌRTŁĘ, AOAOOAOAO, yeetusyeetuscommitselfdeletus.
a n y t h I n g

se det är en fet slemmig sköldpadda som vissa vsco-tjejer vill knulla
turtle

by eggeddogged January 27, 2021

indonesian turtle Racing

When two uncircumsized men race to see whos tip breaches the foreskin first

Hey. I heard you had bets on the indonesian turtle Racing lastnight. Who won?

by TrixAre4FatKids July 12, 2025