toilet envy

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.

Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.

by Bidet King August 16, 2024

Toireasa

The kindest, most thoughtful person you'll ever meet. Her smile lights up any room, it can warm your heart even on the coldest day. A party isn't a party until Toireasa shows up, her joy and laughter are contagious. She's a high achiever and insanely talented, but so humble you might not know it. Toireasa always makes time for others, listens like you’re the only one in the world even if she's busy, and has a magical way of making everyone feel loved and appreciated. She’s also down-to-earth, playful, and always up for an adventure. Truly the sweetest, most genuine person you could imagine—the kind of person who leaves you smiling and wishing she never had to leave

Andrew: "Hey Timmy, who you think is the best person in our grade?"
Timmy: "Definitely Toireasa. I legit catch myself thinking, 'What would Toireasa do?' sometimes."
Andrew: "Same here, man. She has such an upbeat attitude"

by Sutton1234 December 25, 2024

Toilette Waffle

Taking a dump between someone’s but cheeks and squeezing them together like a waffle press.

Hey y’all, did you here that sally created a toilette waffle with stew, totally surprised her mom!

by Network_penguin December 31, 2024

ToiletYarded

When you, in an act of revenge, place upwards of 20 toilet bowls on the lawns of your several properties.

Wanna go see the toilets in Potsdam, NY? yeah a guy ToiletYarded them years ago. there's a movie about it, seriously. there's plants growing inside of them and graffiti and everything.

by Butch Sardine February 7, 2025

toilet archery

When you shoot turds in a toilet from your ass. A bullseye happens when a turd hits the water and splashes a drop of water in the center of your butthole.

"I shit a bullseye during my toilet archery session."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025

Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)

Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot

by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025

Tonces

Tonces word that could be used many different ways tonces could be used as yes ,no ,??,or any answer. Someone ask you something and you not sure just answer with tonces ....word found and used came from 3 good friends brothers that weren't scared of anything cause they knew where they came from out of HOLLISTER NORTE ....TONCES

Homie #1 Hey homie lets go get some pockets?..

Homie #2... tonces.....

by 1hollis4 April 25, 2025