Nervous Thomas Jefferson

When someone unintentionally self-sabotages themselves on a date by being overly sensitive about a food/drink choice made by their dining companion

“Listen Miles, if they want to drink merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”

Nervous Thomas Jefferson by Thomasjefferson15 July 12, 2022

Andrew Thomas Bettcher 

the guy with the hot sister that James Likes

Andrew Thomas Bettcher and his hot sister lives at 1 culburra avenue go see his sister or call
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Andrew Thomas Bettcher by dirtkidd July 24, 2022

eden thomas 

emo

is that the emo eden thomas-1
ewwww-2

eden thomas by Themayoroftownsvill December 6, 2022

Ethan - Thomas 

Ethan - Thomas is an amazing, spectacular person. they are destined for greatness and will be a future footballer probably playing in the premier league for liverpool and the english national team

Girl- He is so cool and cute!! He must be an Ethan - Thomas!

Boy- He is soo good at being a central defensive midfielder! we need him on our team.

Ethan - Thomas by NamesYouNeed December 18, 2022

Haley Thomas 

A bitch of a person who likes to fuck every dude she sees

Yo is that a Haley Thomas? She been through the whole football team!

Haley Thomas by sustus Augustus January 21, 2023

Ricky Thomas 

Angela bakers cousin believed to be an accomplice in the 1983 murders at camp Arawak born august 11 1968 age 15 (real actor Jonathan tierstan born august 11 1965 age 17) he was the most vulgar kid who picked fights with kids at camp Arawak he is known for his most famous line: (bill): eat sh*t and die Ricky! (Ricky): eat sh*t and live bill.

Ricky Thomas was who made sleepaway camp extremely r rated

Ricky Thomas by Nascarfan2007 January 24, 2023

book of Thomas

an utterly ridiculous statement

Why would you even mention such a book of Thomas?

book of Thomas by AndreWoh January 14, 2008