Weed

Weed is not good for you. You smoke it and you get a 'good feeling like in the clouds' if cops catch you with it or if they catch you stoned that's bad.

Kyle: Yo we gonna smoke any weed tonight?

by NamesAndDefinitions December 23, 2021

Jamaican Weed

Jamaican weed is like heaven on earth!! one great example is Bob Fuckin Marley! one thing u should try before ur death is smoking jamaican weed!

man you should try this jamaican weed it will make you go so high you will fuck your own mother

by XxStitchxx64 June 27, 2018

weed

a girl names jules

“omg is that a weed?”

by ohwellnvrmind June 23, 2023

weed throat

when ur throat isn’t closing but it’s not like “OOAAAAAAAA”!!

Is weed throat a universal experience?

by nmaugnadesm September 17, 2022

Weeding

In the process of smoking weed.

Used as a verb -

Smoking weed - weeding

Yesss sirrr, are we weeding tonight?

Awe bra are you weeding?

Skipper, please tell Private to stop weeding.

by Huncho557 August 24, 2019

weed paralysis

The act of becoming so high all forms of motor function shut down

"Hey, what's going on with John? He hasn't moved in a hour."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."

by Sndndb September 20, 2022

weed

the cure of depression or life.

bro , we got problems. we need weed.

by quuenpettyluhbil December 20, 2018