One job

A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.

Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!

by COKEDIGGER101 January 26, 2023

one drunk

When one says they are going to get one drink and end up getting drunk.

Man you are one drunk.

by Puppie 21 March 7, 2019

one-hit

See: Millennial

Ever notice how these one-hitters are so shielded these days?

by SomeGuyWhoThinksHeKnowsItAll November 14, 2018

Asshole-in-one

When you strike an obnoxious golfer or disc golfer with a ball or disc, respectively.

I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.

I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.

by Cpl Schmuckatelli July 22, 2020

made one

Took a dump.

"I almost made one in my pants."

by Atrocious_Slug September 23, 2022

Hallo-one

On Halloween when you put out a Just Take One sign but don't care how many they take, because you couldn't care less.

You were such a passionate Trick-Or-Treater as a child when parents could still put up with it, but in this generation are always a Hallo-One

by -Soup- October 21, 2016

One Direction

A group of four liars. We all love them but are extremely pissed that it has been almost 4 years since their hiatus started.

“One Direction lies to us.”

by Niallerismydad June 19, 2019