One of many pony tricks where the store clerk sets up a robbery where she tackles the thief to the ground before he gets out of the store, making herself the hero of the day to a viewing audience. They both later have a good laugh about everything when there are no cameras rolling.

That dumbass watching the news fell for her thief trick. The clerk and robber who set it up knew each other well, they got a good laugh out of it.

Thief trick by Solid Mantis January 9, 2020

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Party trick master

Someone who's got party trick after party trick after party trick, but leaves you no reason to ever miss their presence after the party. Similar to a puppet master.

The party trick master has mastered every one of her party tricks, but when the people she thought of as her puppets are no longer around, the difference between her and them is they don't miss her presence or mind being alone, away from from the party, away from the group.

Party trick master by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020

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Hat Trick

When you meet a guy and he’s wearing a hat, making him extremely a lot more attractive than he actually is without a hat, probably hiding that he’s actually bald. This is usually the case when online dating

On Tinder, I set up a really hot and steamy date with this cowboy for Valentine’s Day 😉 only to leave as soon as I saw I was the victim of a Hat Trick! He was as bald as a baby’s bare ass!!!

Hat Trick by Skyyblueplaya February 16, 2020

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One trick pony

A prostitute who can only do one position.

Dave: was the prostitute any good?

Carl: nah, she was a one trick pony.

One trick pony by EmoEmu_69 July 15, 2020

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