space vampire

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.
Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
by e. honda’s jock strap September 04, 2022
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Lumpy Space Princess

An obese person in clothing that wears clothes at least 2 sizes too small, shorthand LSP
That lady in a onesie is a Lumpy Space Princess! Stay away from her you’ll contract a case of the lumps
by Stankypanky69 March 31, 2020
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waste of human space

Well, it’s when someone does nothing good, and is only frowned upon, I guess. I mean it’s self explanatory, you silly geese.
Zane is a fuckin’ waste of human space.”
by Pastahat December 23, 2017
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space gunner captain

mainly the most awesome thing in the world but more frequently known as tom.
yo did you go to space like my boi tom?!?!? hes a space gunner captain bro
by bomb236669 November 27, 2018
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Gayniggers from Outer Space

According to a Wikipedia article, 'Gayniggers from Outer Space', is a movie where extraterrestrial homosexual dark men seek to free straight men from women who are(from their perspective) over-controlling men.
"Did you see the movie 'Gayniggers from Outer Space'? It's so good!!!"
by HammyShoe July 13, 2024
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space kiddet

Someone who smokes weed or gets high
John: are you a space kiddet

Sara: I’m that high I might as well be
by Ilovemummymilkers May 30, 2022
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