Sausage Bullet

A poorly time, and unfunny comment that ruins the entire joke.

Spubert: Yknow those funny tiktoks where they say their ordering a pizza, but they only dial three numbers
Reed: "Yes the pizza is armed" haha
Kayla: "Can I get some sausage bullets" hahaha...
...
*crickets*
*side eyes*

by Spubert January 17, 2025

sausage jockey

A man who enjoys riding the cock of another male

That guys a sausage jockey, he enjoys sitting with cock up his arse

by Sausage sucker January 17, 2025

Sausage jockey

A man who liking sitting with another man’s cock up his asshole

That guys a sausage jockey he enjoys having a cock up his ass

by Sausage sucker January 17, 2025

Sausage

Krish Gupta

look at that burnt sausage

sausage beat valdemar again

by anonymous January 18, 2025

Sausage

Can be used to describe someone who is making silly mistakes and you don’t want to offend them by swearing at them.

Person 1: I just gave the customer the wrong change..

Person 2: What a sausage.

by Tman5711 February 1, 2025

Sausage bap, with brown sauce

A tit wank, with shit as lube!

As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.

Sausage bap, with brown sauce. Where I went from up her arse, to between her breasts, without cleaning, or douche. Using her poop as lube for a tit wank

by Deezergood January 25, 2026

Sausage bap, with red sauce

At that time of the month, when parting the Red Sea. Finish with a tit wank, using period blood as lube for a tit wank.

She was a bit too bloody wet to finish, so I gave her sausage bap, with red sauce.

It was like a murder scene when I'd finished.

by Deezergood January 25, 2026