Smoking Joker

When you are talking about something NSFW but you don't want to disclose the details.

+Lost my job today.

-Oh shit, sorry to hear that. How?

+Smoking Joker.

-..what?

by aruari May 27, 2022

smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper

We were sitting by the fire smoking cabbage

by Grannys wet April 2, 2017

The snake will smoke

That's when you know something bad is going to happen if you do something.

If you try to cheat on the exam, the snake will smoke

by Deluna_Projects March 12, 2021

Smoking the Bear

Being ignorant enough to go against the said rules from Smokey the Bear. You're a disgrace to the people of the woods.

I ran through Smuggler's Notch with a lit flare, and I need to say there is no better pleasure than smoking the bear.

by A Fatuous Pigeon August 22, 2017

Smoked fish

When you take a bong hit and blow it up a woman's vagina and she queefs it out when you're eating her pussy

Some stoners don't like smoked fish, some do

by Big Ddadd October 8, 2023

Pre-smoke

(Action Verb) To smoke prior to having a full on smoking sesh.

damn bro i gotta pre-smoke before i shower, then ill hop on call and smoke up for real

by Cricketamine March 22, 2023

blowing smoke

To fart. To trump. To drop one. To let one fly.
A euphemism for farting.
A more polite way to say farting.

Joe: “Are you blowing smoke?”
Diana: “No.”
Joe: “Oh come on, that’s rotten!”
Diana: “Well I did eat a curry last night…”

by What’s it to ya? June 28, 2022