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smoke grenade 

while da bitch iz suckin ur dick, before you cum you take a hit from the bong then blow it in her face and bust off at the same time...You've got your bitty smoke grenade d
Guy* Takes hit from bong, then blows it in the girls face and then busts off*

Girl: omfg! what was that?

Guy:haha bitch smoke grenade d
smoke grenade by Birthday!420 January 7, 2010
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Smoke Monster

Very large mound of pubic hair.
Dude, I can barely see your cock under there! Yeah, time to trim the old smoke monster.
Smoke Monster by silksheets May 25, 2010
The manliest character in the entire universe of anime and manga. Yes, even manlier than Guts.
A badass marine who fights for justice and keeps the world safe from pirates on a daily basis.

He smokes two cigars at once at all times and seems to be immune to cancer. He's about as ripped as Kenshiro, minus the tiny hips. He also has a badass bike which he fuels with his own power. Who needs gas when you're a power source yourself, eh?

He's the true hero of One Piece, but that's something Oda (the author) doesn't want you to know... yet.
Man, Smoker sure kicks ass. It sucked for him when he got his weapon broken, though.
Smoker by M.. .. .. June 8, 2010

blowing smoke up your ass

To say things deliberatly to anger someone. It comes from cockfighting where they blow smoke up a roosters ass before they put him into the ring to fight.
He's just blowing smoke up your ass, ignore him.

smoke a grit 

Jakob: Hey, what do you wanna do? Do you smoke? Cause I have a joint right here, maybe we could smoke a grit.

Harper: Well, sure, if you want. I'm up for it.
smoke a grit by Nevaeh Stradlin September 22, 2013

poppin smoke

Term made famous by a group of individuals from Guilderland, NY and their bong, (the general) to pop smoke is to light up the bud.

blow a smoke ring 

To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat and damage electronic equipment.
I'm not sure, but I'll bet a fan went south and caused your processor to blow a smoke ring.
blow a smoke ring by Jim Inman August 18, 2006