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Bored Smashing 

Bored Smashing is a youtube show made by a user called Plainrock124
guy#1 Hey dude! did you see the new Bored Smashing? He smashes a mario and luigi mario kart live! guy#2 NO HE SUCKS HE SHOULD DIE!!! guy#1 no
Bored Smashing by Dr Flug November 4, 2020

Shannon Smasher 

When you get so rough fucking a chick up the arse, you accidentally rip her a new hole internally.
Me and the missus got so wild last week, she was loving it, but i got carried away and did the old Shannon smasher . Shes now in the hospital getting fixed back up..
Shannon Smasher by Sweaty pants January 13, 2021

Sasha Da Retard 

dumb ass mofo who is right next to me
Sasha Da Retard is so dumb
Sasha Da Retard by thelalala May 14, 2015
The nicest person you will ever meet. Her smile will make you uncontrollably and inevitably smile back. Her laugh is all you will ever want to hear. She genuinely cares about you and will never try to hurt you. She will always ask you if it's OK to ask a question that could possibly be sensitive. She will never think of herself as beautiful even though she always looks like some kind of goddess, so remind her every day of how amazing she is. She puts a hell of a lot of effort into her appearance, even though she doesn't need to. If you were to look at a Sasha's Spotify playlist, you would find that their taste in music is gorgeous and perfectly matches your own. Guys stay up at night thinking about her and girls are always envious of her. Always the life and soul of a party, she will never cease to amaze you with the ease in which she deals with any problem thrown at her. If a Sasha ever likes you back, treasure her and give her everything she could ever want
"That guy's lucky as hell. He's with a Sasha."
Sasha by brendonsonny26 November 28, 2021

Bag of smashed crabs 

To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs
im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs