Heather: You should come with me on my next road trip!
Rachel: and sit in a car for several hours in a row? No way!
Heather: no, I'll make it a REAL road trip, where we get food, blast tunes, and stop at cool places!
Rachel: I'm in!
Rachel: and sit in a car for several hours in a row? No way!
Heather: no, I'll make it a REAL road trip, where we get food, blast tunes, and stop at cool places!
Rachel: I'm in!
by Suedinum August 3, 2022

by datboyrob September 22, 2022

A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.
Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.
Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.
I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.
by Transy15 June 10, 2016

a road in hong kong that spans from prince edward to tsim sha tsui
a way to make fun of people named 'nathan'
a way to make fun of people named 'nathan'
by nathanial's mother March 12, 2025

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
by kastagire July 28, 2021

The act of pulling your pants down and rapidly squatting in public to embarrass another person you're with.
by Drinker o' piss March 13, 2022

Everyone in this area is driving according to rules of the road & along comes that road bully; tailgating & cutting cars off!!
by Dr Dre' March 10, 2023
