vodka faced

The blank stare one gives after a heavy binge in vodka-based mixed drinks.

It is usually an act put on by someone often referred to as a trainwreck.

DANG! Latoya was so vodka faced that I don't even think she recalls snoballing with Toby last night!

by Sea Cow December 10, 2008

Apollo's Face

Refers to the flat hairy spot above the Penis.

People tend to hit Apollo's face while failing to sack tap you.

by Pete Hoyle December 10, 2008

nub face

nub face is when someone is a big fat nub/noob on an online game.

Hey noob you are a nub face!

by Marko-94 January 25, 2008

contraception face

Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.

"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"

or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"

by genjon November 27, 2007

shnar face

The raising of the left upper lip, including a quiver, and the scrunching of the eyebrows. The coolest face that man has ever discovered. Originated on Quadra Island B.C. Intended to be combined with the shocker (2 in the pink, 1 in the stink), (2 in the carpet, 1 in the tar-pit), (2 in the rug, 1 in the plug), (2 in the clit, 1 in the shit),(2 in the snatch, 1 in the hatch) on the right hand. Mainly used at parties when totally pissed to the gills.

dude, nice shnar face!!! you shock that bitch! w3rd.

by A-Frame December 29, 2007

Cam Face

When one takes endless pictures of oneself, and finds a particular angle/pose which makes them appear more photogenic, this is their "cam face".

An easy way to spot this on a night out is to declare that you are about to take a photo and see if peoples faces change from being "natural" to their 'cam face'.

"I was ashamed FOR her, she was obviously pulling rehersed a cam face."

by Pseudonym130 October 17, 2008

Vacation Face

When you think someone is attractive until they take off their sunglasses and you instantly regret your decision.

It's more common in men, especially when they take mirror pictures inside wearing sunglasses. You instantly know they're ugly.

"Damn, he looks fine."
What did I tell you? You can't trust vacation face!

by Vagimothafuckinizzleface September 5, 2014