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slug in a money box

When your cock isn't up to it and it resembles a slug but you try to stuff it in anyway and the receiving hole is tight. Like the opening coin slot on a money box.
"Hey Colin did you get laid last night?"
"Yeah bruv, me cock wasn't interested though so it was like sticking a slug in a money box"
by Bixadon December 15, 2017
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swag money soldier

A title given only to the most swagadelic person/ persons and strictly appointed by only a previously titled swag money soldier.
Mane, Tristan always got the weed on deck and some bangin ass food. He’s a straight swag money soldier at its finest.
by Yung Produce June 1, 2020
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big money moment

Is when thee has big brain idea and make big money moment
Man_1: I will buy homes. Renovate them then let people rent them!

Man_2: thats a BIG MONEY MOMENT
by Big_money_pants September 7, 2020
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swagger money morgz

a person who owns a frog bucket hat and they have a plant obsession. they are VERY swag and can save drowning people. they also hate toddlers and babies or anyone younger than them. they will bop bop you if you do something bad 👺
person 1: she’s so swagger money morgz, i could never
person 2: what does that mean??
person 1: basically the swaggest human being alive, so not you 🥰
by cinnamontoastcrunchies October 22, 2020
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Finger fuck money

I don't need this job,"it's just finger fuck money"!
by Wildgraciepoo July 20, 2016
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Lunch Money List

Lunch money list- "defined as; (at any given time)- an individual felt like taking the monetary value one possesses for payment of lunch/dinner items, he/she will do so in a swift and abrupt use of violent or intimidating force"
Wow, Pete just deadlifted 500lbs. It doesn't matter though bro, that short chode is still on the lunch money list.
by EUCBOYZ December 27, 2016
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Money Drain Patrol

Not to be confused with "Money Drain" (an incompetent woman shopping for their one planned item, but leaving with 10+ items continuously), nor used independently or by pairing the former duo with "Patrol" (which is snatching pencils from nerds), "the" Money Drain Patrol are large groups of workers that are tied to any organization where the primary objective of said organisation is to take people's money via "anti-services" (definition pending), without the use of compassion, common sense or discretion.

Such organisations include, but are not limited to, City Council Groups, Airports and Taxi Companies.
"I had to pay $200 for my oversized bag, guess who? None other than the Money Drain Patrol, standing there smiling, delighted to shit over my day and empty my pockets over one centimeter"

"Getting a taxi is such an anti-service, just another excuse for the Money Drain Patrol to earn a dishonest dollar by shitting on my wallet - I only like 1km away and it took an hour"
by Mr. Straight Def October 5, 2021
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