This man IS NOT DEAD! I REST MY CASE.
(STOP SAYING HE’S UGLY OR SCARY. HE IS SO DAMN HOT!! EVEN AFTER HIS SURGERIES!)
(STOP SAYING HE’S UGLY OR SCARY. HE IS SO DAMN HOT!! EVEN AFTER HIS SURGERIES!)
anyone- ew Michael Jackson is so ugly
Me- *pulls out gun* hmm?
anyone- oh I mean he’s so cute!
Me- that’s what I thought bitch.
Me- *pulls out gun* hmm?
anyone- oh I mean he’s so cute!
Me- that’s what I thought bitch.
by missdiggory April 11, 2021
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. Straight up, just a pedophile. Preys on young children and gets rejected. Secretly masking the fact that a hippo broke his heart and made him cry.
*kipp summit kids: “let’s go play outside!”
teachers : “you can’t, Michael Ojeda is outside waiting.”
teachers : “you can’t, Michael Ojeda is outside waiting.”
by GD3RD November 30, 2018
Get the michael ojedamug. He’s an asshole who put supply drops and exo-bullshit in Call of Duty. And since he was making Activision so much money, they promoted the fucker! Go figure. Now he can screw up Treyarch or Infinity award with his supply drop nonsense.
I got killled by a sniper at close range! WTF?! DAMNIT MICHAEL CONDREEEEY!!!!
This faggot Michael Cornbread just gave me 3 common pistol grips.
KYS Michael Condrey
This faggot Michael Cornbread just gave me 3 common pistol grips.
KYS Michael Condrey
by xX-PussySlayer69-xX May 9, 2018
Get the Michael Condreymug. Michael Lamb is the worst insult you can say to someone, it means you are a greasy homeless rat that stands over 6”4 and weighs the same as a new born child who no one likes and follows people around when no one in the group likes them. Everyone does the best they can to avoid this rat-like human but he seems to always spawn out of no where and give you the death stare with his disgusting warts on his mouth and his slippy gnarly greasy hair. He claims to ‘have a shower’ at lunch but everyone knows that’s a lie. He thinks he is cool and a gangster who occasionally throws out a “whats up my g” or a “gang shit bruv” and when he says this everyone laughs at what an excuse of a human he is. He barely talks and just stares into space during conversations and will only show signs of life when everyone starts laughing and he joins in but that’s usually followed by an awkward silence because when he laughs he exposes his dirty yellow primitive teeth.
by JohnnyGamer November 24, 2019
Get the Michael lambmug. by Nicek October 7, 2021
Get the Michael and Keylamug. (verb) An act characterized by the compulsion of "kissing the asses" of celebrities in an attempt to exploit your own meager celebrity. From the show Chelsea Lately: Lately Lexicon Clip. See also brown nosing ass kissing
by Bedazzled Addison May 6, 2010
Get the Michael Yo'ingmug. Michael Jackson was framed and falsely accused of child molestation to distract people from the actual pedophiles in Hollywood.
All the lies about Michael came from a fictional book written by the pedophile author Victor Gutierrez who was a member of the NAMBLA.
Michael Jackson was 100% innocent and never hurt anyone unlike hollywood directors such as Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, Harvey Weinstein and more that are all walking free.
All the lies about Michael came from a fictional book written by the pedophile author Victor Gutierrez who was a member of the NAMBLA.
Michael Jackson was 100% innocent and never hurt anyone unlike hollywood directors such as Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, Harvey Weinstein and more that are all walking free.
Michael Jackson was the greatest entertainer on earth and was too powerful for the elite so they had to get rid of him.
by A muthaphukkin beazt from the May 11, 2019
Get the Michael Jacksonmug.