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jacob wagner 

wow jacob wagner can have my kids
jacob wagner by 69_4skin_69 December 2, 2018

Jacob Fortin 

This is a boy, or girl, (no one knows their actual gender) They enjoy playing FORTNITE and SHELLSHOCKERS 12 hours a day, 8 days a week. Looks pretty sick in his big ass gamer head phones. Kinda lowkey a thot and can easily finesse your bitch. Always bullies little girls named Liam. Some ppl might consider him a gay pedophile cuz he likes little boys named Ryan more than his girlfriend. Really enjoys music, mostly Ariana Grande and likes to participate in show choir. These poor kids tend to get bullied a lot but its ok cuz they have awesome girlfriends that write things on Urban dictionary for them.
Omg that guy is getting shoved into a locker, his name must be Jacob Fortin.

Jacob Crooks 

Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time

Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals

Nosey rosey

Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Jacob Crooks by Hdudhfhdhxdycv January 11, 2019

Jacob Gassenheimer 

A god like a figure. A trustworthy, approachable, and humorous man. One who fairly controls the senior kill game and isn't in it for the money but rather for the pleasure.
JACOB GASSENHEIMER SHOULD BE GOD.

wow, Jacob Gassenheimer is perfect in every way.

Jacob smith 

Jacob smith by Byorf February 26, 2019

Jacob cook 

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.
Why have you got to be a jacob cook
Jacob cook by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019