Jonesy

A Type Of bong originated from "The Device" developed from a long paper Towel Cardboard Roll with a small hole on the top near one of the ends. Then a Blunt Or Joint is inserted in the hole. Next a hand is placed over the larger hole on the side of the blunt. The mouth in inserted on the opposite end. After taking a desired amount of puffs the hand is removed from the other side causeing air to enter and smoke to carry to the mouth which is known as the Cannon Hit.

Bong, "The Device", "Rozwell 5000", "Cheesecurl" Wolly, "The Yert", "Yert 2.0", "The Chrome", and "The Dominique Human Highlight Reel Wilkins Tomahawk Slama-Jama Candy Cane Striped Jonesy" etc.

by Ryan Baus January 20, 2009

jonesby

Awesome dog who is super smart

Look at that dog!!!
Ya it's so smart and adorable it must be jonesby!

by Meerkat mania October 22, 2013

Jonesy

An adorable Olde English Bulldog. 75% English bulldog 25% American bulldog.

Look!!! Jonesys!!! How adorable!!!

by HeatherDuke April 3, 2017

Jonesville, LA

If you aren’t an old racist white man, young broke black man, or just a complete fucktard, you don’t belong there.

The drugs are fire though.

Jonesville, LA is the worst place you could possibly want to go. It sucks ass.

by Boneless boi 2 November 8, 2017

Jonestown Bananza

A form of group suicide where two or more people drink cyanide laced kool-aid and have sex until both or all of them die.

Person 1: Wanna have a Jonestown Bananza?
Person 2: Sure! Beats regular old suicide any day of the week.

by ISpeakTheTruthToYou December 17, 2020

Jonesville

A shit town in Michigan that is literally in hole. Ironically, potholes are scattered all over the place. There’s is legitimately absolutely nothing to do there. Anybody who was unlucky enough to be born in this hell scape or move here never leaves. Fuck this place.

Friend: Hey, wanna go to The Udder Side?
You: Isn’t that in Jonesville though?
Friend: Yeah, why?
You: That place is a shithole so I think tf not.

by HEYghost April 1, 2021

Jonesport jumpa

a drink that consists of one tall mug great value black coffee and a half a gram of meth, crack Cocaine and one shot of Alan's coffee brandy

"Hey bahb fucken sent ha a little too hahd last night had to many twistas gotta shake up ah little Jonesport jumpah

by hahafail April 15, 2021