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Internet 

The only safe haven for insane right wing conservative "libertarians" since supposedly the whole world is against them.

Since Most people in the real world have a IQ above 80 and have views that acknowledge the rights for pretty much anybody that's not a white,American/Israeli Christian male, right wing nuts decide to hide in the World Wide Web where it is the only place where they can be accepted by everyone for their racist, homophobic, conspiracy, pessimistic, and whiny views.
Ever noticed that whenever liberals are in disagreement with something happening with politics or the economy, they'll take it outside and protest, and socially interacting with reporters that interview them? The right wing freaks that call themselves "libertarians" only did tea party protests for a couple months and then went back into their caves because they weren't accepted by reality and cowardly talk $#!& behind their monitors.

Many subjects that they'll often cry about is "racist double standards" and "political correctness(only in their world, being correct is a bad thing").

The more whinier and over-dramatic the comment is, the more upvotes/likes they get from crybabies just like them. There are many republican comments section paradises on the Internet, with only very few of them having neutral views.

These websites include: breitbart news, 9gag, YouTube(for even worse since the comment system changed), ESPN, Facebook, yahoo! news, twitter, pajama media, and even where I'm typing this definition right now, is becoming one of them, before this was a politically nuetral site, but lately the far-right conspiracy freaks have been taking over. Note, when I list these sights Im talking about their comment boards, even though a couple are actually conservative.
Internet by thablueprint786 August 1, 2014

Internet autism 

A mental disorder chracterised by great difficulty in using social media for its intended purpose, instead choosing to share too much personal information in an inappropriare forum.
Recentlt divorced Debbie has just finished feeding her 7 cats when she decides to post "Someone told me you're too pretty to be single, and I said 'No, I'm too pretty to be lied to, cheated on and treated like shit'".

Debbie has internet autism and should not be using social media.
Internet autism by KinksJT March 12, 2016

spit internet game 

to hit on someone via the interent
yo, that party was full of lame white dudes that spend their time spitting internet game at highschool girls

Internet 

a place where ryofire finds his gay porn.
hey ryofire, did you use the internet?

ryofire: yea, i found tons of gay porn!
Internet by yousuck August 9, 2003

Internet hero 

1. A Internet hero is someone who grows a bigger set of balls for good or bad intentions. The good being to help others on the net via information or even sticking up for others against cyber bullies. The bad saying thing that they might be afraid to say in real life having arguments or being a smooth net pimp.

2. A anti-troll someone who will Play trolls at there own game for the end goal of destroying the trolls attempt. A Internet hero will reply to trolls but never start the troll

3. Someone with a lot of time on there hands
Dumb-arse "Hey there's a girl on vent she must be fat and ugly show us ur boobs if your not"

Internet hero "Mate shut up please go meet some women irl and ask them to show you there boobs hope they slap some sense into you"
Internet hero by Altiar182 October 11, 2011

Internet explorer 

A popular web browser by Microsoft based on NSCA Mosaic.
Internet explorer by Win2k admin October 24, 2003